So you want to think that all pet foods are the same? Ok, here are my 8 signs your pet thinks you're a loser 1. You trust the pet food name. It says 'Premium' or 'Choice', you buy it. This company has spent millions of dollars researching which name will sell the most dog food or cat food.
Who am I to doubt research? 2. Your pet food purchase is based on who has the best commercial. Awwww, those cute dogs and catsyou can't resist. 3. You get pet food at the same store you get your food. They all say 'premium' (reference loser reason #1) and you can buy a 20 pound bag for only $7.
00 there! Why should you bother with those fancy, high priced pet foods? 4. Organic my #%%! You were born at night, but it wasn't last night. You know high quality food when you visit the drive thru of your favorite fast food restaurant. Your pet knows it too! Those organic weirdo's are being taken for a ride! 5. You don't worry if it's from China! That pet food recall thing has been fixed - hasn't it? 6. Chemicals - Smemicals.
Those psychos that say chemical preservatives can cause cancerif it wasn't safe the FDA would tell me. 7. Antioxidants - seriously, get a life! All this garbage about 'free radicals' is some health nut craze.
It's probably the same losers that started those rumors about second hand smoke! And what? Chelated or proteinated minerals? Same losers trying to sell me high priced pet food for no good reason. 8. Some pets are just lucky.
Just like your neighbor's dog that is 13 and still runs at the dog park everyday. Hmmm, that dog does eat some healthy food. Nah, that's just luck. You'd rather not talk about it anymore.
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